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Just Take My Money!

I swear finding a good barber is the most difficult thing.

Everything In Moderation?! Fuck No

Everything I do, I do on a binge regiment. When I was just a young lad that was thirsty for alcohol all the time, I would drink more beer and liquor than water. When I was my heaviest muscle mass, I went to the gym every day. When I go looking for jobs, I apply at 30 at a time just to increase my odds!

Cucumber & Gin Cocktail with a Downtown City View

I’m happy to say to say that I’ve eaten at more than half of the best oyster bars in the United States, at least by Food and Wine’s standard. I’ve been traveling recently and I’ve definitely eaten at a ton of places, however, no body believes me because I don’t live that instagram lifestyle and take pictures of my food. You need a hash-tag for proof you ate some place? I got the experience, I’m good. There are food snobs, and then there is me. I’m a complete fat ass living in a sexy body, oh and did I mention, I’m humble too!